He didn’t know

The Anti Nazis gathered at Alexandra Palace,
Where the Midlands’ Sid Vicious encountered Alice
She had a boyfriend that wouldn’t go,
He was the punk who didn’t know.

While the out of place bonehead looked for a rumble,
They slipped into the courtyard for a quick fumble
She had a boyfriend that wouldn’t go,
He was the punk who didn’t know.

He started to think of the acts he was missing,
But she had him hooked with fancy French kissing.
She had a boyfriend that wouldn’t go,
He was the punk who didn’t know.

Through zippered orange overalls her hand slid,
Where his tin soldier did as she bid.
She had a boyfriend that wouldn’t go,
He was the punk who didn’t know.

He’d never known a girl in such a desperate rush,
Then she moved his hand and made him blush.
She had a boyfriend that wouldn’t go,
He was the punk who didn’t know.

She wanted to take him home on the train,
But he stayed to watch The Ruts, and they never met again.
She had a boyfriend that wouldn’t go,
He was the punk who didn’t know.